she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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