I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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