Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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