Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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