Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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