If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Ketchup is God's man juice
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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