i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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