dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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