don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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