the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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