I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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