hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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