He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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