Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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