she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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