But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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