oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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