More tranny stories later!
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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