i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?