she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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