In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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