Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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