I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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