Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
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