just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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