I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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