Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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