the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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