I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.