just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.