Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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