I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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