Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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