Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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