it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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