yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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