You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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