she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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