ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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