no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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