Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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