This girl is more easily done than said...
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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