One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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