this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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