i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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