my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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