i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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