Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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