we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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