She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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