Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I need water and some morals
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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