Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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