Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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