Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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