forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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