I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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