I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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