Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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