ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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